$67.00 – $125.00
(Limited Release — Straight from the Celebration Collection) – 50/50 Hybrid
She’s stunning. She’s complex. She smells expensive.
And no — we’re not talking about Elissa (well… maybe a little 😉).
Introducing TROPHY WIFE, the exotic smalls drop that showed up overdressed, under budget, and ready to steal the spotlight. This one’s got that perfect marriage of elegance and chaos — just like a real wedding.
Trophy Wife shows up glammed to the nines. We’re talking tight little buds decked out in shimmering trichomes, rocking a sparkly white-gold sheen with accents of plum, lime, and icy blue threads. She’s short, dense, and full of power — a boutique structure with zero fluff. Compact but commanding.
As soon as you pop the bag, she lets you know she’s here for a good time. First hit is vanilla wedding cake frosting, chased by a citrus pop and an earthy champagne back-end. Let it settle and you’ll catch subtle notes of pine and fresh-baked cookies, laced with a whisper of floral gas. A clean, sexy exhale of sweet cream and spice that lingers like a love song you didn’t want to like but now can’t stop playing.
These smalls may be petite, but they break down like luxury hash flower. Zero dryness, sticky in all the right ways. Frosted tip to stem, and grinds like a dream for both roll-ups and glass. Expect minimal stem waste and maximum terp impact.
Caryophyllene: Adds a peppery kick and smooth body high.
Limonene: Bright citrus uplift, hello euphoria.
Linalool: That signature floral note you didn’t know you needed.
Myrcene: Relaxation that makes you feel like you just caught the bouquet.
Light it up and suddenly… everyone’s your best friend. Trophy Wife walks the line between daytime clarity and evening comfort. A balanced hybrid experience that sparks creativity, conversation, and that feeling you get when your crush finally texts back. Hits hard but wears soft. You’ll be smiling before you exhale.
Dropped just in time for the Branded Leaf Wedding Guest Box celebration, Trophy Wife is the unofficial bridesmaid — loud, loyal, and probably dancing on the table by midnight. She’s here for love, laughter, and a little bit of chaos. Perfect for honoring Beau & Elissa’s union with a +1 that brings the heat.
You’ll want to RSVP to this one.
🌹👰♀️ Limited release. All love. Zero drama.
LAB TESTED: 28.11%
Grown & Harvested By Wyatt’s Private Reserve in West Hollywood