Golden Joint Relief Powder

Golden Pineapple is a sleeper cross between Pineapple Kush 1997 x Golden Goat ZX… so let’s break this down from my farmer mind first. Pineapple Kush 1997 is like finding a pearl in an oyster …. it’s that rare. Sure there’s some Pineapple Kush floating around… and I’m sure it’s good, but the real strain was born in Mendocino Ca… because the environment is just so perfect for it. Pineapple kush has so many fruit flavors associated with it, from citrus to tart, that she’s just amazing – and she packs the Kush punch pushing her THC levels to the high 20’s… with a dank finish. So part of this new strain as one can tell is a superstar when it comes to weed.. you just don’t see this — EVER! Then we crossed it with Golden Goat ZX – which is a very sativa-dominant hybrid that is the result of an inadvertent cross of Island Sweet Skunk and the Hawaiian Romulan strain found only on the island of Maui…. so True Real Golden Goat ZX is again, like finding a golden nugget in a river of nowhere…. so I guess what Im getting at is …. Golden Pineapple is probably ONE if NOT the rarest strain you will ever smoke with me… from me, and trust me – I have some rare off the wall shit, but this one blows the barn doors off anything else I have put on the menu.

If one was to search Golden Pineapple on the internet, Im not entirely sure what the fakes out there would say about it – its pretty hard to even mention much about this strain because so few have had their hands on the real thing, but the only thing I could think of off the top of my head is they would probably say it’s more of a hybrid 50/50… but trust ME she is NOT, the Golden Goat in her is bringing her to a 80% sativa dominant for my strain/flower…. and GP is going to replace Maui Wowie on the site for the regular menu item for my hard hitting sativa. And yes, she has all your sativa qualities that you all LOVE, but much much more intense.

Golden Pineapple offers a sophisticated high that is intense but not overwhelming. This strain is also intensely aromatic and keeps you in a feel-good state for hours. Golden Pineapple offers a sophisticated high that is intense but not overwhelming, some strains give you an energy boost, while others help you to relax. Golden Pineapple does a bit of both. Initially, users feel energized and uplifted, but this is replaced by a gentle feeling of relaxation as time passes. Therefore, you can use it during the day or later in the evening if you plan on enjoying a night out. Some find this strain makes them think more creatively, so it may be useful for artistic types in search of a little inspiration which I absolutely love… especially if you’re a microdoser like I am. I will take my microdose first thing in the morning, I will hit my Golden Pineapple a few times and go into work and I the shit that I come up with, creatively… is mind blowing. I will usually take another FOCUS gummy right before lunch, hit my Golden Pineapple again, and it will take me right through the evening. How do I feel? happy, energized, my PTSD is so minimized I almost forget about it, my depression = gone, I have a couple injuries from some bad accidents when I was younger and I can honestly say – when the Golden Pineapple is on board, the pain levels go from 7 to a 1… so I can function so much better… and I become very extroverted – outgoine, social, I can write so much better, my farming is so much more precise, and my business focus is a 10/10!! She’s such an amazing strain that I really don’t have anything negative to say about her. A little bit goes a long way with GP, and if you overdo it – you can get yourself more into a indica state…. where you’re high AF and laughing and stimulated, but it takes some heavy chiefing on this girl to get that far – most of BL family are veteran smokers so everyone will handle her well. 🙂 

This stain has an exceedingly sweet pineapple smell that can fill a room. The scent gets even stronger nearer to harvest time. Apart from pineapple, there are also mild citrus notes, along with a skunky and dank fragrance, hints of vanilla, and I do get a pine scent every so often…. almost like a tangie…. orange/pine note.

Flavor: If you enjoyed the smell, wait until you taste Golden Pineapple! It is a bit like biting into a pineapple, and the tropical fruitiness will make your mouth water. When you exhale, you may get a spicy taste along with the sweetness. There is also a hint of citrus to round off what is a pleasurable smoking experience and one you won’t soon forget – this is a strain YOU will buy once and rebuy it again and again and again, so plan on it being a staple on the menu for awhile.!! 🙂 

Golden Pineapple !! …  FULL SIZE NUGS!!!!