GOLDIE LOCKS BOXES AUGUST

🐻✨ Welcome to the Goldie Locks Boxes

3 Boxes. 3 Vibes. All gas.

So here’s the deal — you ever wish picking your weed was just… easy?

Like, actually easy?
No overthinking, no stress, no menu scroll spiral at 2am?

Well, we got you. We built something called the Goldie Locks Boxes — because no matter how you like to vibe, there’s a box that’s just right.

You get to choose your own adventure:

• 🧸 Baby Bear – For the chill sesh. A little treat, nothing crazy.

• 🐻 Mama Bear – Balanced, flavorful, and just enough flex.

• 🧔🏽‍♂️ Papa Bear – Big bag energy. Heavy. Loud. No skips.

Each box is stacked with premium Branded Leaf fire: private reserve flower, full-flavor carts, concentrates, edibles, and those sneaky lil extras you didn’t even know you needed.

You don’t have to think. You don’t have to build your cart. You just pick a bear… and it shows up.

💚 Real weed. Real price breaks. Real fun.

Go ahead. Scroll down. Pick your vibe.
And don’t wait — we don’t stock these forever.

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🧸 BABY BEAR BOX – $74.99

For the casual connoisseur who just wants the fire without the extras.

🫐 Blueberry Cookies Live Resin Cartridge

This cart ain’t playing.
We’re talking real live resin — not that disty knockoff with fake terps. The Blueberry Cookies strain punches in with a smooth berry inhale and that classic cookie dough finish that makes your eyelids drop by the second pull. Hybrid-leaning, with a calming body melt and just enough head lift to stay social or zone out with a playlist.

🔥 Perfect for winding down without full shutdown.
Tastes like: blueberry muffins, cookie crumble, and gas
Hits: chill, social, slightly sedative

❄️ 7g Slushy Private Reserve (Wyatt’s Cut)

Straight out of Wyatt’s personal stash — Slushy is cold in name and in vibe. This one’s a hybrid that leans indica, grown slow and cured with care. Buds are dense, trichome-frosted, and sticky to the touch. The nose comes in fruity up front, then hits you with a menthol-diesel twist that lingers on the exhale. Great for movie nights, overthinking less, or late-night munchie raids.

🔥 Rare cut. Never on the menu.
Tastes like: cherry slush, mint gum, earthy backend
Hits: mellow body, light head fog, zero anxiety

🐻 MAMA BEAR BOX – $94.99

For the elevated explorer who wants a mix of flavor, form, and fire.

🫐 Blueberry Cookies Live Resin Cartridge

(Same as Baby Bear — still smacks. Still all flavor, no filler.)

❄️ 7g Slushy Private Reserve (Wyatt’s Cut)

(Same cut. Still elite. You just get more when paired with what’s next.)

🍋 Raspberry Lemonade Sucker (Hybrid, 50mg)

Edibles should taste good and feel better. This one checks both boxes. Made with natural Raspberry Do-Si-Do terpenes, this sucker gives you a bright, citrusy burst with a deep-rooted hybrid chill that creeps in and smooths you out.
Perfect for hiking, cleaning the house, or just vibing out under a tree.

🔥 The kind of edible that doesn’t ruin your whole day.
Tastes like: raspberry lemonade with a dank whisper
Hits: functional float with body warmth and mental ease

🍒 1g Cherry Tropicana Diamonds

This isn’t entry-level concentrate — this is top shelf. These Cherry Tropicana diamonds come from a fruit-forward sativa-leaning hybrid. They melt smooth, deliver a flavorful dab with zero harshness, and hit fast. Expect a cerebral blast off the top, then a smooth settle that keeps you dialed in but not fried.

🔥 The one you break out when it’s “me time.”
Tastes like: sour cherries, orange zest, gassy pop rocks
Hits: head high, talkative, mood-boosting clarity

🧔🏽‍♂️ PAPA BEAR BOX – $144.99

For the heavy-hitters, high-functioners, and stash-stretchers. The full send.

🫐 Blueberry Cookies Live Resin Cartridge

(Still that top-shelf cart. You’re just pairing it with even more heat now.)

❄️ 7g Slushy Private Reserve (Wyatt’s Cut)

(This cut doesn’t miss. You’ll wish you had more — so here’s more.)

🍰 7g Gelato Cake Private Reserve (Wyatt’s Cut)

Now we’re talking. Gelato Cake is heavy, creamy, and unapologetically dank. Big purple hues, cake-frosted crystals, and a terp profile that smells like a gas station bakery. This is couch glue — deep body melt, nap-ready, and perfect for pain or just turning the world way down.

🔥 Wyatt rarely releases this — and never in this quantity.
Tastes like: whipped frosting, earthy pine, OG gas
Hits: full-body sedation, mood reset, knockout potential

🍋 Raspberry Lemonade Sucker (Hybrid, 50mg)

(Same one as Mama Bear — still bright, still balanced.)

💎 1g Huckleberry Diamonds in Terp Sauce

This is high-end dabbing. The Huckleberry diamonds are dipped in a thick terp sauce that floods your rig with blueberry-piney funk the second it heats up. What makes this special isn’t just the flavor — it’s the long-lasting euphoric body high that kicks in about 15 minutes after the hit.

🔥 It’s the one you brag about in group chat.
Tastes like: wild berries, pine, fuel
Hits: long-lasting, mind/body melt, heavy eyes

🍫 Forrest Fudgies Brownie – 50mg Live Resin

A stoner’s classic — but gourmet. This brownie is dense, chewy, and full of rich cocoa flavor, infused with full-spectrum live resin for that extra “I can actually feel this” vibe. Baked in small batches and sealed fresh.

🔥 Save this one for the end of the day.
Tastes like: homemade fudge, slight skunky backend
Hits: slow onset, full exhale, lights out if you let it

This is the next chapter in Branded Leaf Fam and I’m excited to mix things up and make sub boxes fun again… This was a BIG decision made by myself and my team and I couldn’t be happier.

Love,

Wyatt –