November Subscription Box On SALE!!!

HAPPY DANKSGIVING IS THE THEME OF THIS MONTH’S SUBSCRIPTION BOX… AND THAT NAME COULDN’T BE MORE FITTING!!!
The boxes have become our most popular selling item we carry now and we will continue to make 1000 of them so we can ensure ALL of our amazing customers who want 1, get 1. This months box is all about the holidays coming our way with Thanksgiving just around the corner, family time, the winter weather, and I got really intentional with each and every product to make sure it fit the theme of this month’s box. I still would love to do a live discord chat the night of Black Friday, for a Wyatt QandA and more importantly, an opportunity to chat with everyone! But till then, let’s talk about this incredible box filled with some of the most incredible products made/grown. 

LETS BEGIN – HAPPY DANKSGIVING:

ITEM 1 – 3.5 G OF Private Reserve A++ Top Shelf Full Size Nugs From Wyatt’s Premier Reserve In Orange County California, FACADE – Facade is a hybrid strain made from a genetic cross between Eye Candy and Apples and Bananas. This strain is 50% sativa and 50% indica. It has a fruity mix of flavors and aromas, thanks to its parents. Facade is 26.98% THC lab tested, making this strain an ideal choice for experienced cannabis consumers, mainly because this is such a unique strain that will create feelings of focus, euphoria, and a super relaxed sensation that you will never forget. Facade is very rare, in my 18 years of grow experience I have only ever met 1 other grower who runs a company the size of mine, and he has always struggled to get this strain right – it’s a very temperamental strain that is even difficult for me to grow, hence why I only run 1 harvest per year. It requires more light, more water, more time/energy/attention, and it’s just so expensive for me to produce, but I wanted it to be the focal point of the November Box! This isn’t a strain you will see at a dispensary or BM, it’s really that rare and unfortunately if you don’t get it from me or my buddy in Colorado, the weed is likely a different strain and they just stuck a FACADE sticker on it – but anyone who has had the opportunity to smoke this incredible lineage/strain…. you can spot a fake in one puff. Facade features flavors that will blow you away – CHEESE, BLUE CHEESE, APRICOT, PEACH, VANILLA – Talk about a freaking incredible flavor profile!!!! And it’s terp profile is just as incredible as it’s flavor pallet – with a dominance of d-limonene. This is hands down 1 of my top 5 hybrids that I have ever grown – and if I were to offer this strain to the public, it would sell for $25-$35 a gram! How insane is that? Regardless of my cost in this product – my loss is your gain for the holidays and that’s what Branded Leaf does — Provide the BEST products ever!!! Retail Value: $35 (If I’m being honest with street/dispensary price – this would be $65 easy!!!) 

ITEM 2 – 3.5 G OF Private Reserve A++ Top Shelf Full Nugs From Wyatt’s Premier Reserve In San Fernando Valley, California – TRINITY – Trinity is a sativa-dominant hybrid (sativa/indica ratio of 75:25) that has a die hard following despite its extreme rarity. If you happen to spot some Trinity, it might be good to pick it up right quick!!!  This is a vibrant yet mysterious sativa with a reputation for fighting the blues. Trinity is a rare, almost mythical Sativa strain rumored to have originated in Northern California ( I wonder where that myth came from — wink wink). While this strain tends to promote a focused and creative experience up front, strong drowsiness may kick in once the uplifting effects of this sativa wind down. Beloved by growers and consumers alike, Trinity is a bucket list strain all around. The flavor and aroma are predominantly skunky, with sweet, pungent undertones. Trinity is right up there on my list of strains I grow with RED VELVET… this is like the UNICORN of strains… hence why I cannot share much about how I created it – just know you’re getting it from it’s creator – straight from the source and this is one of the most wicked looking strains you will ever see!!! The color formations from green, to orange to DARK PURPLES are CRAZY to see in person and even more crazy to toke…. this will turn to a silver ash!!!  There just aren’t words I can truly share about this product but to say…. THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY.. PRODUCT and it’s the backbone of the November Box!!! LAB TESTED @ 25.59% Retail Value: $35 (Again, if this was ever to hit the market, it would sell for about $100 per 8th)

ITEM 3 – FIRST EVER RELEASE OF THIS STRAIN – and what more fitting for this Danksgiving Box – APPLE FRITTER !!! –  LIVE RESIN BRANDED LEAF CARTRIDGE!!! Apple Fritter is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Sour Apple X Animal Cookies strains. Best known for making the High Times’ 2016 “World’s Strongest Strains” List, this strain brings on a hard-hitting high and super delicious flavor that will have you begging for more after just one taste. This strain has a super sweet fruity apple flavor with a lightly cakey vanilla exhale that’s just like a delicious fresh-baked apple fritter. The aroma is very similar, with an herbal effect to it, too. The Apple Fritter high starts almost as soon as you experience your first exhale, filling your mind with a rushing lift that pushes out any negative or racing thoughts almost immediately. As your cerebral state flies higher and higher, a tingly body high will wash over you, relaxing your aching muscles and leaving you feeling totally at ease with the world around you. Retail Value: $65

ITEM 4 – FIRST EVER RELEASE OF THIS PRODUCT AND IT COULDN’T BE MORE FITTING FOR THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER!!! PSYLOWISER SMORE KITS!!! OMG – This product is my new favorite!!! 2 organic gluten free graham crackers, with a full psylowise chocolate shroom bar, broken in 2 so you have half on top and half on the bottom with 3 monster sized marshmallows in the middle making for a smore kit to trip your life away!!! The best part about this is you can choose how much shroom (Tidal Wave Strain) you want to intake – because the bars we made for this product, are just like our normal bars – where there are (10) chocolate pieces totalling 3.5grams, making each single square = .35 grams!!! These taste f’ing amazing…. I cannot wait for you to try one!!!!!!!! The picture of these will speak 1000 words!!!! And if you have never tried shrooms before, what better time than the Danksgiving Holiday coming up late November!!!! You will never forget it and it will forever change your life for the better!!!! Retail Value: $55 

ITEM 5 – It’s Concentrate Time!!! and this month I made a new strain/flavor that I bet nobody has ever tried/tasted before!!!! VANILLA MAC1 badder – This strain is f’ing magic!!!!! If you have tried my EXOTIC MAC1 – you know what Im talking about – this is one of the most powerful, tasty, unique, rare, badders that I have ever made…. and I’ve been sandbagging it to release for the November Box!!!! The flavor profile of this badder is simply incredible… I can hear it now, “Wyatt can you add this to the regular menu please”… which is music to my ears!!! RETAIL VALUE: $32.00

ITEM 6 – Carmel Apple THC Edible Lollipop – 50mg in this tiny lollipop made with Green Apple Live Resin – NOT shotty distillate… these are the real deal edibles that leave you feeling amazing – and not crappy the next day!!! Green Apple is a 60% sativa dominant hybrid strain and these taste f’ing amazing – everyone in the shop all week has been walking around with one in their mouth!!! I had to say something finally so we didn’t run out before we released the box! LOL!!! These give you a great high – focused – intentional – happy – giddy – and relaxed but not couch locked! RETAIL VALUE: $15

ITEM 7 – THIS ONE IS GOING TO BRING BACK MEMORIES FOR MANY OF YOU BECAUSE OF 2 THINGS: #1 – OUR SHARKS WERE OUR HOTTEST SELLING ITEMS EVER!!! #2 – SHADY ICE WAS ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR STRAINS I HAVE EVER GROWN… SO WHEN YOU PUT THESE 2 THINGS TOGETHER = YOU GET…. THANKSGIVING WALK SHARK!!!! We all take that walk after we feed our faces on Thanksgiving – and what better product to have with you on that walk — than the infamous Branded Leaf Shark! If you are new to our sharks – let me introduce you to them. WE CALL THESE THE “MOON-SHARK”…. BECAUSE IT BITES YOU IN THE ASS… LOL! THE BEST PRE ROLL / MOON ROCK YOU WILL EVER TRY!!! 1.8G OF TOP SHELF A++ SHADY ICE FLOWER, ROLLED IN OUR LIVE RESIN – THEN DIPPED IN OUR BEST HASH…. We haven’t had these on the MENU for almost 8 months – and previously they had astro hillbilly in them – but now with Shady ICE, these new joints are going to become your new favorite go-to product on the menu!!! RETAIL VALUE: $25

ITEM 8 – We can’t go without our monthly collectible sticker!!! An this month’s is a keeper… representing our HAPPY DANKSGIVING theme…. you will love to have this one in your collection!!! Retail Value: $5

This puts us at a value of $267.00 for our holiday November Box and as always – your price is only $99.99!!!!  If I’m being completely transparent about this box because the real costs of both flowers – you’re going to be well into the 300$ range!!!! Remember, I do this for you!!! My heart, soul and every ounce of effort from my team …. put their entire life force into this box!!! I made 1000 of these again to make sure everyone gets an opportunity to get one!! This box is LOADED with products you cannot find anywhere else and what I ask – is for you to share your box with your family and friends – especially during the holidays so we could hopefully meet and welcome some new customers to our family!!! And I will keep everyone up to date about the possible Black Friday Podcast Call in Discord!!!!

I LOVE YOU ALL….

WYATT –