Wife Trophy Protein Powder

💎 TROPHY WIFE — Exotic Smalls, Big Energy 💎

(Limited Release — Straight from the Celebration Collection) – 50/50 Hybrid

She’s stunning. She’s complex. She smells expensive.
And no — we’re not talking about Elissa (well… maybe a little 😉).

Introducing TROPHY WIFE, the exotic smalls drop that showed up overdressed, under budget, and ready to steal the spotlight. This one’s got that perfect marriage of elegance and chaos — just like a real wedding.

👁 Appearance (aka The Dress)

Trophy Wife shows up glammed to the nines. We’re talking tight little buds decked out in shimmering trichomes, rocking a sparkly white-gold sheen with accents of plum, lime, and icy blue threads. She’s short, dense, and full of power — a boutique structure with zero fluff. Compact but commanding.

👃 Nose (aka The First Impression)

As soon as you pop the bag, she lets you know she’s here for a good time. First hit is vanilla wedding cake frosting, chased by a citrus pop and an earthy champagne back-end. Let it settle and you’ll catch subtle notes of pine and fresh-baked cookies, laced with a whisper of floral gas. A clean, sexy exhale of sweet cream and spice that lingers like a love song you didn’t want to like but now can’t stop playing.

🌿 Structure & Grind

These smalls may be petite, but they break down like luxury hash flower. Zero dryness, sticky in all the right ways. Frosted tip to stem, and grinds like a dream for both roll-ups and glass. Expect minimal stem waste and maximum terp impact.

🔬 Terpene Profile

• Caryophyllene: Adds a peppery kick and smooth body high.

• Limonene: Bright citrus uplift, hello euphoria.

• Linalool: That signature floral note you didn’t know you needed.

• Myrcene: Relaxation that makes you feel like you just caught the bouquet.

🧠 Effects (aka Honeymoon Vibes)

Light it up and suddenly… everyone’s your best friend. Trophy Wife walks the line between daytime clarity and evening comfort. A balanced hybrid experience that sparks creativity, conversation, and that feeling you get when your crush finally texts back. Hits hard but wears soft. You’ll be smiling before you exhale.

💒 Wedding Box Tie-In

Dropped just in time for the Branded Leaf Wedding Guest Box celebration, Trophy Wife is the unofficial bridesmaid — loud, loyal, and probably dancing on the table by midnight. She’s here for love, laughter, and a little bit of chaos. Perfect for honoring Beau & Elissa’s union with a +1 that brings the heat.

You’ll want to RSVP to this one.
🌹👰‍♀️ Limited release. All love. Zero drama.

LAB TESTED: 28.11%
Grown & Harvested By Wyatt’s Private Reserve in West Hollywood