Zombie Powder

🧟‍♂️ ZOMBIE KUSH

“Fade into bliss. Wake up… eventually.” Indoor Grown A++ Private Reserve.

This isn’t your average bedtime buddy. Zombie Kush is the kind of knockout smoke that doesn’t ask you to chill — it commands it. Bred from the dark arts of Sideral x Bubba Kush, this 80/20 indica-dominant hybrid brings with it a legendary profile that’s as eerie as it is elite.

🔮 Flavor & Nose

The first hit? Berry-sweet pine with a little spice trailing in like the final note of a horror score. Crack the jar and you’ll get a rich earthy funk, cut with a fruity haze and just a whisper of that OG bubba gas — like the forest after a thunderstorm, but make it THC.

👁️ Structure

Expect grape-shaped forest green buds, thick with purple undertones, and long amber hairs that look like they’ve been pulled straight out of an autumn bonfire. Frosted with tiny trichomes like the morning after a snowstorm… if that snow was sticky AF and smelled like sweet berry kush.

🧬 Terpene Breakdown

• Myrcene – for the sedative calm that drapes over you like a blackout curtain

• Caryophyllene – the spice kicker behind the warm, full-body melt

• Limonene – subtle citrus lift in the top notes before you go full-zombie

🛋️ Effects

It starts in the dome — right behind the eyes — with a focused, cerebral hum that might trick you into thinking you’re productive. You’re not. You’re slowly becoming furniture. The creeping body high builds with that telltale OG glue, pinning you to the couch and slipping you into waves of euphoric nothingness. This is deep-sleep, no-notifications, don’t-even-text-me energy.

Perfect for:

• Insomnia

• Pain that laughs at ibuprofen

• Chronic stress / anxiety

• That one friend who “never gets high”

Whether you’re unwinding after a long day or ghosting reality on purpose — Zombie Kush is your one-way ticket to the afterlife (in the coziest way possible).

💀💨 Smoke this, and you might wake up next week.

Grown & Harvested by Wyatt in his Private Reserve

Lab Tested: 30.67%