September Subscription Box!!!

With summer over and autumn upon us, it’s time to crank things up. This box I wanted to make intentionally product heavy for the Branded Leaf side of things, meaning it’s loaded with new products, flower, and a cart that will drive you to happiness and your 100% approval. Now that everyone is back from summer, vacations are over, school is back, work is back, and we are all back to our regular schedules… I wanted to offer something that really hits home this month… and trust me when I say – these “all pack a punch”!!! I dropped the merch this month to include even more products and offer more chances to get high and feel incredible. 

Let’s Begin: 

ITEM 1 – 7 G OF TRUE EXOTIC A++++ Small Nugs From Wyatt’s Premier Reserve In San Fernando Valley California – Candy Dough  – is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the powerful Candy Dolato X Moonbow strains. Named for its super doughy flavor, Candy Dough is the perfect choice for any customer who’s after a unique flavor and soothing high to help them kick back after a long and stressful day or week. Like its name suggests, Candy Dough packs a super sweet and creamy doughy vanilla flavor with hits of spicy diesel and herbs upon exhale with a chocolate finish. The aroma is very similar, with a sourdough bread-like overtone accented by spicy diesel and skunky pine. The Candy Dough high hits you almost as soon as you exhale, filling your mind with a high-flying lifted sense that instantly erases any negative or racing thoughts. These thoughts will be replaced by a heavy stoniness that has you totally unfocused and out of it for hours on end. A relaxing body high accompanies this heady lift, helping you kick back and relax for hours on end. Little background on Candy Dough, I’ve been growing this since 1998… and took a break from her when Covid hit, and just started growing her again about 8 months ago… and when I tested her, I just knew we had to bring this strain to the fall lineup for sub boxes. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to try a strain like this – there’s many copycats out there, that go by other names or try and copy this strain id name, but I promise you, there’s about 4 of us growers with the rights to these seeds. Retail Value: $35

ITEM 2 – 7 G OF TRUE EXOTIC A++++ Small Nugs From Wyatt’s Premier Reserve In San Fernando Valley California – MAC Berry is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Blueberry Cheese X Mickey Kush strains. The perfect delicious well-balanced hybrid, MAC Berry packs a long-lasting high and amazing flavor into each and every toke. Like its name suggests, MAC Berry has a super sweet and sugary blueberry berry flavor with just a touch of spicy, sharp cheese. The aroma is very similar, with a cheesy diesel overtone accented by earthy herbs and fresh fruity blueberries. The MAC Berry high will hit you a few minutes after your final exhale, filling your brain with a lifted sense of energy. You’ll feel vibrant and awake, with a sense of focus and creativity that lends itself well to any mental task at hand. At the same time as your mind sharpens and your happiness expands, a soothing body high will settle into your physical form, helping you to stretch out and relax without dampening your energy level in the slightest. This has become one of hottest “CHEESE” flavors on my dispo menus, but this strain is so much more valuable because of the incredible flavor overtones grown into it. It’s funny because this was determined awhile ago to join the Sept Sub Box and then just recently in discord… Cheese strains were all the rage! LOL… 🙂 This is one of my personal strains I grow in my own private reserve in my main building so she gets a ton of my attention on the daily. Retail Value: $35

ITEM 3 – FIRST EVER RELEASE OF THIS STRAIN – and what more fitting for this weed heavy box – CHRONIC THUNDER !!! –  LIVE RESIN BRANDED LEAF CARTRIDGE!!!

This is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) created through crossing the classic Alaska Thunder Fuck X Dr. Chronic strains. Searching for the perfect full-bodied high to help you get to sleep after a long and stressful day? Chronic Thunder is totally the perfect choice for you. This hard-hitter packs a long-lasting high with super relaxing effects that will have you kicking back in no time at all before you fade away into a long and peaceful sleep. You’ll feel fully relaxed in mind and body with a light physical tingle that can become arousing at times before it launches into full couch-lock and sedation. This strain has a super sweet and spicy grape berry flavor with a hint of herbs upon exhale. The aroma is of spicy earth and sweet berries with hints of pungent diesel dank as the live resin is vaporized.. ……  Retail Value: $65

ITEM 4 – I’ve been wanting to add to my THC gummy bear line up in terms of new flavors and we have had a ton of requests for a true INDICA Gummy… so without further ado I introduce the Watermelon Kush Indica Gummy bear! These are pectin based and won’t melt in the summer heat, are GMO free, Gluten Free, Sucralose Free, and Vegan for you health nuts, made from the Live Resin of my famous Watermelon Kush Exotic Flower and these taste freaking amazing! Each gummy has 25mg of THC Live Resin and there are 10 bears total = 250mg per bag. This is going to be our number 1 seller for bears … mark my words fam!!! !!! Retail Value: $25

ITEM 5 – My team really came through on this next product, back during Covid we used to make NERD ROPES by the 1000’s and they were good but they weren’t made with live resin, they were made with distillate and just didn’t have anything on these new ones. I’d like to introduce everyone to the NEW NERD DROPS!  These are so incredible to eat and offer one of the most amazing highs from an edible you will ever try. Using the NERDS LIVE RESIN flower strain, they are part gummy, part NERDS, and ALL HYBRID HARD HITTER … these have quickly become the most popular product we have in the warehouse and I have to keep stopping the staff from eating them – so we have enough for the boxes!!! LOL – 50mg each!! at 5 per bag putting us at a total of 250mg! Retail Value $30

ITEM 6 – I couldn’t stop there, so in this box is a brand new 1 GRAM SUGAR DIAMOND in the infamous CHEESE #1 STRAIN/FLAVOR. Again I couldn’t have called this any better, with all the chatter about bringing in Cheese Strains soon… this was planned out months ago and made specifically for our September Box to go perfectly with the flowers I have included in this box as well as the live resin cart. Sugar Diamonds are the apex of quality, taking the diamond with soaked up terp sauce, freeze dried and dusted in crystals (what we call the sugar) and this strain of Cheese #1 is absolutely incredible.  Cheese is a renowned hybrid strain with deep roots in the U.K. cannabis scene of the 1980s, celebrated for its distinctive aroma and robust effects. It descends from the legendary Skunk #1, a lineage that imparts the strain with its notoriously pungent, cheese-like aroma. This unique strain has carved out a niche for itself, thanks to its singular flavor profile and consistent potency.  True to its name, Cheese boasts a bold, cheesy aroma that is both sharp and savory, with an undercurrent of earthy notes inherited from its Skunk ancestry. This potent scent is a hallmark of the strain, making it instantly recognizable to aficionados. The flavor of Cheese is equally distinctive, offering a complex taste that combines the tang of cheese with hints of earthiness, making for an intriguing and memorable smoking experience. Cheese is known for its harmonious effects, capable of enhancing mood and bringing about relaxation simultaneously. Users describe experiencing a swift lift in spirits, which helps in managing stress, followed by a comforting ease that supports relaxation. This blend of effects positions Cheese as a preferred option for a broad audience, offering a sense of well-being without leading to intense drowsiness. Additionally, it’s reported to gently stimulate appetite, serving those looking to increase their food intake. Cheese is versatile, fitting well into morning routines for a positive start or evening rituals for relaxation.  This quite possibly is one of my best strains that I rest my laurels on…. she’s as OG as they come and yes, her genetics are from the 1980’s. Retail Value: $45

ITEM 7 – Last but not least, our collectable monthly subscription stickers are always on point – going with the black and white theme of the American Flag to start off Labor Day Weekend with a BANG!!! This is one of my favorites… Retail Value: $5

PUTS US AT A TOTAL VALUE OF $240.00 AND GOING ON SALE FOR $99.99.  – The value of this box is INSANE – You’re getting SO MUCH weed in this box…. for under a hundred bucks… I know we all had a tough summer – money was tight, work was slow, travel and family issues were a lot, and I heard from many of you about your struggles, so I wanted to really do you a SOLID this month and make something for ya’ll that you just can’t pass up – and will forever be grateful for! I love you fam, and all you do for me and I’ve really been conveying this in my thank you notes of late… I just truly appreciate EVERYONE HERE, and the opportunity ya’ll give me and my team to serve you! 🙂 WE love YOU!!!

WYATT – 

Because of the products inside this box and the cost to me – Im limiting this box to 600 total!!!! So don’t miss this opportunity!!!